A problem has been detected and Windows (lol) has been shut down to prevent damage
to your computer.

THE FOLOWING FILES ARE MISSING/CORRUPT:
REASON_TO_USE_WINDOWS.SYS
LOL_WINDOWS.SYS
OMFG_WINDOWS_VISTA.SYS

THE FOLOWING FILES HAVE PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION:
WINDOWSXP.EXE
TRY_LOADING_VISTA.EXE

This is definitly not the first Time you've seen this error screen, but what can you do?
Might as well restart your Computer. If this problem persists (it probably will), follow these steps:

walk/ride/fly/swim to your nearest Apple Storage.
Talk to a clerk about the Mac OS X Operating System.
Pay him one-hundred twenty nine (129$) dollars U.S.

Or, if you think Apple Sucks, try checking your BIOS, to see if you have not already
disabled everything, and fix it. Once again, Windows will provide you with no support. If by chance
you have no idea what the hell you are doing (yea, right) press F8, and just boot into Safe Mode,
even though half time it is unavailable due to the *incredible reliability* of Windows Operating
Systems.

Technical Information:

*** STOP: 0xUSING00x33 (x00xWIND0Wx5, 0PxER4T1NG, x5y5z0T3Ms0x, 0xDU0xMBASSx)

*** REASON_TO_USE_WINDOWS - Bad Idea, xU382xk,as00
                 \system32\systemfilezz\REASON_TO_USE_WINDOWS.SYS


beginning to dump physical memory in order to hide evidence
physical dump complete - lol. dump.

Contact one of your many IT Technicians or your Administrator (like he really knows everything) for further
gri - i mean assistance.

THX 4 US1N M1CR0SOFT W1NDOWZ, Yo..